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WORMISM is that religion which is the true belief in the one true worm. It began in Germany at some point (we don't know when we really don't care) and spread from there. "WORMISM requires a complete redux of like your like your Christian faith." - Tomar 7:17 This belief is SERIOUS and should be taken SERIOUSLY. You must be a committed wormist to join the rants of worm saints, such as WM. Zach or The Worm of Smiles. All wormist will die and go to wormtopia when dead. Wormtopia is a place made up of worms and only worms ruled by the collective worm that is the Worm, Worm. To be a part of the church of Wormism you must first "You have to eat as much worms as you can before you enter our Church" - Chris 7:30 This is all very important doctrine so I hope that you all take it very SERIOUSLY ok, cool, bye.
John Bender is a very serious non-fiction writer. John is well known for his smooth talking hours, cheese consumption podcasts, and his famous penguin blending. John was born on May 23rd 1989. He was born to a poor family and his father abandoned him. His father later came back to try and steal John's funds but failed after exposing his nudes on twitter dot com. John later in life with the help of his witch mother (which one, we don't actually know) took over the Wormism scene with his book "Introduction to Wormism" (published in 2012.) This book overtook the wormism world and started the roaring 20's of Wormism which was shortly followed by an unrelated great depression 5 years later. Apparently the gleebus stock crashed or something. Later in life John won the lottery and invested into the war which was going on in gleeble. This controversial decision led to John's Cancellation and his nudes being posted to Twitter dot com. However in a strange turn of events, John made an onlyfans. It made him rich and he invested it all into the gleebus coin which only made him richer. Eventually John retired to a small cottage in the wormism cult located in Nashkille Gleebasippee. There he has 17 wormism children who all have wormism wives. They feast daily on the blood of the innocent.
